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Things to do when bored in a store:

1- Call yourself on your cellphone, or phone with the fax line.
2- Hide in a cardboard box
3- Make signs that you can point to instead of repeating things.
4- Have a conversation with a ceiling tile.
5- Bubblewrap!
6- Throw AOL CDs at stuff.
7- Throw metal plates at stuff. Try to get them to slice cardboard boxes.
8- Throw metal plates at AOL CDs. Try to shatter them.
9- Duct-tape holes in the wall and repaint them.
10- Stab things with screwdriver.
11- Stab screwdriver with other screwdriver.
12- Attach rubberbands together to slingshot screwdriver.
13- Make a bow with two screwdrivers, rubber ands and a wrench.
14- Plan the painfull death of a printer.
15- Race chairs.
16- Crush old harddrive with the store's front door.
17- Cling to the door and swing it open.
18- Flip the door upside-down.
19- Try to find out if that second door can actually be opened.
20- Try to convince someone to drive inside the store with a car.
21- Roll out of the store with chairs.

... and i get customers.